Get ready for one of the most ridiculous, weird, gross and hilarious things you'll ever hear.
As reported by the British Sun Newspaper, a man in China's province of Guangdong was hospitalized after a living eel got stuck inside him. Yes you read correctly, a Chinese man admitted himself into hospital care because an eel made its way up his butt and into his midsection.
How did the fish wind up inside the 39-year-old fetish extremist? According to The Sun, the unnamed man saw this act in a porn video and decided to give it the old college try.
"Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body," were the words of the porn aficionado. While an all-night surgery was successful for the man, the eel itself did not share the same fate.
"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards," a member of the medical team told The Sun. "The eel was simply trying to find its way out." It is also reported that the man will be investigated for animal cruelty.
The most disgusting and disturbing self-accomplished act you'll ever hear about, this man is very lucky the eel did not do permanent damage to his colon or worse, cost him his life because doctors on the scene noted that eels also have very sharp teeth, capable of ripping sensitive material found inside the human body.
Identified as the Asian swamp eel, the 20-inch breed of eel is primarily sold at various food markets across East Asian countries.
The fact that this man learned of the apparent sex act through a porn video begs the question: Why would anyone try this in the first place?
I guess some questions really don't have answers!