Who you gonna call? It may be hard to believe but the iconic action-comedy film, “Ghostbusters” starring Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, and Ernie Hudson is celebrating its 30th anniversary! And even though “Ghostbusters” was released in the summer of 1984, multiple generations of have fans have been calling on the team of ghost exterminators for the last three decades. The film, which also spawned an equally popular sequel “Ghostbusters II” released in 1989, is making its way back to the box office starting Thursday, August 28, with over 700 theaters re-releasing the classic for modern day movie goers. Most major cities will be showing the film all throughout Labor Day weekend, to find the closet movie theater to you that will be partaking in the 30th anniversary screening of “Ghostbusters” visit the film’s website! If you are unable to get to the movies this holiday weekend, you don’t have to miss out on the ghostly fun, both “Ghostbusters” and “Ghostbusters II” will be released in a boxed Blu-ray set on September 16th! To add to the festivities and reminisce about the better days when the Stay Puft marshmallow man was the only problem in Manhattan, Latin Times has collected the top 15 quotes from the “Ghostbusters” movie, and they are even funnier than you remember.
Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
Gozer: Are you a God?
Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Dana Barrett: I want you inside me.
Peter Venkman: It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.
Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Peter Venkman: Why?
Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?”
Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
Librarian: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?
Alice: No.
Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Library Administrator: What has that got to do with it?
Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
Egon Spengler: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
Peter Venkman: Grab your stick!
Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: HOLDIN'!
Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up!
Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'!
Peter Venkman: Make 'em hard!
Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.
Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Peter Venkman: What a crime.
Peter Venkman: Nimble little minx, in't she?
Egon Spengler: We're going to go full stream.
Ray Stantz: Aim for the flattop!
Peter Venkman: Wasn't so hard.
Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! "Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.
Peter Venkman: Janine, any calls?
Janine Melnitz: No.
Peter Venkman: Any messages?
Janine Melnitz: No.
Peter Venkman: Any customers?
Janine Melnitz: No, Dr. Venkman.
Peter Venkman: It's a good job, huh?
Peter Venkman: Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff! And don't stare at me, you got the bug-eyes.
Peter Venkman: Janine, sorry about the bug-eyes thing. I'll be in my office.
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