So Christmas is right around the corner and it's time to meet up with friends and family. It's time to gather around the dinner table and enjoy a delicious dinner, catch up on everything you have done and your future plans for the new year.
Sometimes it's hard to break the ice if there is a tense moments and a one-liner is always a good way to ease up and make everyone laugh. These funny and hilarious jokes will make everyone laugh and have a good time, making memories for the rest of the year.
Just make sure nobody is chewing on anything or has liquid in their mouth, don't need anybody to choke or spit out their drink. Check out these 16 jokes that will bring joy to your dinner table this holiday season:
1. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
2. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
3. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
4. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
5. What part of the body do you only see during Christmas? A mistletoe.
6. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
7. What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.
8. What do you call an incomplete christmas sentence? A santa clause.
9. Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? Santa paws!
10. My boyfriend is just like Santa Claus. He gives me presents and is imaginary.
11. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!
12. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
13. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws
14. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
15. What's the most popular Christmas wine? "I don't like Brussels sprouts!"
16. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
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