'Top Gear' Stig Steals Lotus F1 Car, Goes For A Joyride: Watch Awesome Raid Video Here!

Top Gear BBC has been on a break since March and Top Gear Season 22 will not air until later this year. Given the hiatus, we can't help but wonder: What on Earth is the Stig up to nowadays?

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring and that knows exactly two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong. We obviously know very little about the mysterious Stig, but recently released shocking camera footage tells us this much: The Stig is a lawless thug that infiltrated Lotus F1 team HQ!

A CCTV camera captures the Stig emerge from a Lotus Exige that spun to a stop in front of the Lotus F1 gates. With a casual swipe of his glove, the Stig manages to disable the Lotus HQ security system and commence his overnight raid!

First, the Stig made himself at home and enjoyed his favorite movie over a bucket of popcorn in the HQ's movie theater. Next, the Stig sets a new lap record on the Lotus F1 simulator (naturally) before squeezing himself into a mini F1 kart to explore the Lotus F1 team's office complex.

Eventually, the Stig's little excursion led him to the garage where the 2013 Lotus F1 cars are kept. As a master criminal, the Stig hacked the Lotus F1 computers with ease and redirected one of the awesome V8 Formula 1 cars to Durban, South Africa, where Top Gear is conveniently hosting a big Top Gear Festival from June 21 through June 22.

Finally, the Stig took one of the Lotus F1 cars for a spin and performed some wicked donuts in the parking lot before vanishing from the facility. Some say the Stig didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose the Stig. Watch the hilarious video of the Stig stealing the Lotus F1 car in the video below!