Justin Bieber
Justin Beiber got a hard beating at his Comedy Central "Roast": "Damn, you guys were brutal," Bieber said at the end of the roast. "This was supposed to be a birthday present." Getty

Justin Bieber’s had a busy couple of weeks as the Canadian singer turned 21 and just last night got brutally “roasted” on a Comedy Central special which was taped in Los Angeles. Comedian Kevin Hart opened with a spot on description on what was about to happen, “Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time – give the boy an ass-whuppin' he deserves.” Next, Hart didn’t waste a single second before going straight to the painful part: “Justin, unfortunately, Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight, just because she didn’t want to come,” he said in his opening act. “She didn’t want to be here. I wish I had something better to tell you but I don’t.” Now if this wasn’t brutal enough, comedian Chris D'Elia delivered a far worse stinger when he said, “Justin Bieber, the man. Why are you here? ... You are about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.”

Some of the other comedians and personalities who went for the kill included Hannibal Buress, Snoop Dogg, Natasha Leggero, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Jeffrey Ross, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy and Martha Stewart. With brutal jokes like: “Justin's fan are called beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards,” said Natasha Legerro; “Justin's life changed when Usher heard one of his songs and liked it, which only goes to prove that Usher ain't black,” stated Snoop Dogg; Jeffrey Ross said, “You haven't put out an album in three years. What are you doing? If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of One Direction fucking your fans,” and went even further by asking, “Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”

After a pretty good comeback, where he said things like, “Look, I'm new to comedy, but here's a joke: What do you get when you given a teenager $200 million dollars? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.” And “Martha, thanks for coming. I know that's something you probably don't do much of anymore,” Beiber took a moment to apologize for his past actions and declare he’s looking to become “someone he’s proud of.” He also said his adult life started way too early, “There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old,” said the singer. “I didn't know what I was getting myself into.”

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